"No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. "
"Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off."
"You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity."
"The only time laughter is unwelcome is when cola is likely to come squirting out of your nose."
"You are a champion so act like one!"
"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change."
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"Popsicle kisses and big bear hugs, little boy trains and jars full of bugs"
"Principles become modified in practice by facts. "