"If you see a snake, just kill it. Donít appoint a committee on snakes."
"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. "
"Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once."
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position."