"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. "
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
"One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife."
Quotes by Popular Authors...
George Bernard Shaw
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Martin Luther King
Ralph Waldo Emerson