Groucho Marx Quotes

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. "

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."

"One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife."

 Albert Einstein

 Aristotle

 Benjamin Franklin

 Bertrand Russell

 Buddha

 Chinese Proverbs

 Khalil Gibran

 Friedrich Nietzsche

 George Bernard Shaw

 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Mark Twain

 Martin Luther King

 Mohandas Gandhi

 Oscar Wilde

 Ralph Waldo Emerson

 Steve Jobs