Mark Twain Quotes

Samuel Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. His sharp wit and inimitable genius have entertained countless readers for more than a century. His many publications include such gallant childhood essentials as, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

"He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person"

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"Wit, by itself, is of little account. It becomes a moment only when grounded on wisdom."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"Spirit has fifty times the strength and staying-power of brawn and muscle"

"Never tell a lie except for practice."

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."

"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read"

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."

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