"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"Marriage is the death of hope."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"believe it when I see it."
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year."
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. "
"Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously."
Quotes by Popular Authors...
George Bernard Shaw
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Martin Luther King
Ralph Waldo Emerson