Woody Allen Quotes

"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

"Marriage is the death of hope."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"believe it when I see it."

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year."

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. "

"Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously."

 Albert Einstein

 Aristotle

 Benjamin Franklin

 Bertrand Russell

 Buddha

 Chinese Proverbs

 Khalil Gibran

 Friedrich Nietzsche

 George Bernard Shaw

 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Mark Twain

 Martin Luther King

 Mohandas Gandhi

 Oscar Wilde

 Ralph Waldo Emerson

 Steve Jobs